Do it in the dirt!'s Blurty

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12:29 pm.

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Athlete Name Hometown
Nate Adams Glendale, Arizona—X Games 10 Gold Medalist
Dustin Miller Gardnerville, Nevada
Travis Pastrana Annapolis, Maryland
Ronnie Renner Westminister, California
Jeremy Stenberg Santee, California
Beau Bamburg Gresham, Oregon
Kenny Bartram Stillwater, Oklahoma
Ronnie Faisst Murrieta, California
Adam Jones Warrendale, Pennsylvania
Drake McElroy Reno, Nevada

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Chuck Carothers Kingwood, Texas—X Games 10 Gold Medalist
Nate Adams Glendale, Arizona
Brian Deegan Temecula, California
Ailo Gaup Kongsberg, Norway
Travis Pastrana Annapolis, Maryland
Beau Bamburg Gresham, Oregon
Kenny Bartram Stillwater, Oklahoma
Jeff Kargola San Clemente, California
Dustin Miller Gardnerville, Nevada
Jeremy Stenberg Santee, California

what now? what now?

NATE ADAMS, Travis Pastrana, D-Mac , Adam Jones, Beau Bamburg and Ronnie Renner??
Yep....I'm SOOOOOOO there

JENNIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COWBOY KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject:	KFMA Day aftermath:
Time:	2:25 pm.

yes I'm two days late with this.

First and foremost I had fun.

Laura came and picked me up, and then we picked up Noble. Then we went to the Fairgrounds. When we got in Mates of States were playing, they were ok, but in the mean time we just walked around. Then The Format started playing!!!!! YAY me and about 10 other people were singing along to them, then Laura wanted to walk around cause there were many flies, it was kinda sad because we left when they started to play "Tie the Rope" which is my second favorite song on the Interventions CD. The last song of course they played was "The First Single" Then afterwards, I wanted to see where the Zia tent was, and I found out that The Format was gunna have their signing at 4. So Sarah calls and says that they just got there, so we decided to walk back to the entrance to meet them, so we do and I buy a Format shirt...it's cute. It's the one with the rainbow, and Laura buys one for Jesse, and Sarah gets a Billy Idol shirt...more on Billy, when I get there. So we walk around in between bands...Unwritten Law was next and so Sarah and Jes go on this bungee thing. Sarah almost pissed her pants, then after that we get an 18 dollar pizza, yes 18 dollars for a fuckin large cheese pizza. So we sit down and eat. When I'm finished eating I go to the Zia tent and wait in line for The Format!!!! Max and Danny were already in line with Sean and Brittany so I get in line with them, as I'm talking to Brittany, I hear this "I know that girl, I know you" and the voice sounded familiar and I turn around and it was Chase. YAY!! He was all pimped out in his aviators and hat, with his long hair. Still hot. Max and I are talking about his hotness. HAHA then while we're waiting we see Sam and Marko, and so Max kinda drags me over there and I had Sam and Marko sign my cd book and I got a picture with each of them. Then a few minutes later I get a picture with Don, and asks me if I was gunna go to the Tempe show tomorrow. I told him as much as I WOULD LOVE to, I can't because I work and by the time I get off work and drive the 2 hours, I would be too late. He seemed kinda eh, but I apologized for it, then I get into the tent and get Don's signature and Atom, Mike and Nate's. I got the cutest picture of Mike and Nate. I told them that my mom would be like "what the hell" and Nate was like "ahh it's two boys" Oh god it was adorable, by this time I missed half of Unwritten Law, but Max and I were singing along with them though. After that Noble and I go to the crowd for Taking Back Sunday...jesus Adam shaved his head. Good show like last time. Then after TBS, Noble, Leith, Laura and I sit down for a while, but Jes and them were gunna go into the crown for Jimmy Eat World. After a few minutes we go into the crowd for Jimmy Eat World...I'll tell ya, I was impressed. They put on a good show. After J.E.W. it was gunna be Billy fuckin' Idol!!! After J.E.W. Laura goes to the bathroom and after she pees we go to the crowd for Billy. He played new songs from Devil's Playground, and some oldie goodies such as: White Wedding, Rebel Yell, Dancing With Myself, Mony Mony. Oh my effin god, he effin OWNED and he looked HELLLLLLLLA Good for his age and he;s ripped too. We wanted to meet Billy, but it turns out while we were watching Billy, they were handing out wristbands to meet him, and we didn't know that until some old bitch complained, and we were like OK, so we went BACK to the crowd for the last band...Sum 41. Sum 41 was my very first concert ever so I knew how they were and I also saw them on my 17th birthday. This was a good performance from them. So it was a fun day.

Moral of the story is: BILLY IDOL is the sex!!!!
Yes...as a 50-60 year old man he's looks DAMN sexy and he fuckin' ROCKED!!!!!

I love The Format.

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Subject:	WOW...
Time:	4:38 pm.

it's been a while since i've posted here, mainly because Livejournal is my bitch.

I'm also starting to believe that we shall go to the Casa Video for the free popcorn
and also for the bald headed kid that Gabe seems to like.
They also have a good selection of porn as well.
Do they have Trainspotting for sale there? Because rumour has it that there is a Ewan peep.

Yes...look how beautifully lame our lives are and I love every bit of it too.
= Jen or "Finley" as we like to call her now, Sarah[most of the time], Gabe, and I frequent University and Fourth daily.
= We like "omelets."
= We go to "Disneyland."
= We pee in the fancy hotel on the UofA campus.
= We collect "Arnold Clippings" aka the Arizona Daily Wildcat [UofA's newspaper]
= The remote control fart machine is impeccible.
= Brooklyn Pizza is quite good.
= We just cause a lot of trouble.
= The Golden Girls is a fuckin' great ass show.
= I met some kid that wanted to meet me, he was funny
= Straylight Run was wickedly awesome!!
= We saw the Paris Hilton porn...haha she's boring.
= Tina's starting to dress like a girl, and her sister is starting to scare me.
= I want to go to Phoenix again....Jen let's go on Friday or something.
= And I'm a permanent fixture at Michaels.
Huzzah!!
♥ Mercy

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Subject:	we'll give you a dollar per tit....
Time:	10:17 am.

I'll explain about that in a little bit. OK so last night Jen, myself, Sarah, Sarah, Katie and Gabe were all bored so we decided once again to wreck havoc on the streets Tucson. So we had mardi gras beads and this horn thing and so we went down Speedway and hollered then we went down University and 4th Avenue. Yeah, we are weird kids and we wanted to celebrate mardi gras a month early [without the booze] and we were yelling "show your boobs" and "show your penis" stuff like that. OK so I guess somewhere on University there was a costume party and we saw hot boys in togas and people dressed as hippies and stuff. Before downtown, we went to the Sunflower Market on Speedway and we got rice and dry pasta to throw, and before we walked in the store, Jen had that window chalk and wrote crazy stuff on her car. Gabe was the outrageous one writing shit like lesbian and eat me fuckers and on the hood we wrote the pussy mobile and OMG the looks on peoples faces were funny and the little boy at walmart, his look was priceless. Well yeah we were mostly on University and 4th all night but all in the night, we saw many man nipples, a hot man ass and unforteNATEly some chick showed us her happy place. Jen almost died it was awesome. OH and we went to Zia for a Cher album! HAHA when we were on Fourth, Jen said "show me your tits" and one of thie girl was like "werent you just in my store" It was the Zia girl. AHHHH The East side of Tucson, was smoking, Were all gunna get cancer from some random radiation...HAHA I'm done.
<3 Mercy

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Subject:	Ok well Livejournal's down...
Time:	10:07 am.
Music:	Taking Back Sunday - This Photograph is Proof.

so I guess I do a recap here I suppose...
I seriously think that Jen and I are mall rats....AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA
cause we were there always haha and Jessica asked if I were a mallrat, I told her, I think so, and she laughed and Marcus was like "i think im a mall rat, only part time" Then I say "yeah cause full time is tough" HAHA Marcus is awesome....JESSICA!!...MARCUS IS AWESOME!!!! I love that native kid. So yeah, the other day Jen and Sarah were makin' fun of my spending money-ness. HAHA Then the next day Jen was reading horoscopes and said I would laugh if yours is Capriporn©® [Capricorn] cause it said something about credit cards so I laugh and said "no, i'm a aries" Cause a few days ago I bought 2 shirts [Senses Fail and an alpinestars one], a pair of shows, Thursday night I got: 2 CDs [Midtown and Mest's Wasting Time], handcuffs[haha], and a CD holder thing, and YESTERDAY I got 2 more CD's [Denver Harbor and Letter Kills] haha. Then on SUNDAY I ordered 2 shirts from alpinestars. OK so I guess until Friday, I gotta take lunch to work. We tried to block off the parking lot at Jen's work, but we didn't have enough Caution tape, so we placed some cones. Then Jen wanted to kletpo some street signs, but my fuckin paranoia had to kick in when she pulled over to take a 35mph sign. It's sad, I don't like it...HAHA. So yeah. It's 10:15 am and I have to work at 1 so yeah. YAY...but I have to close so YAY! OH and The Killers on SNL tonight!!!!!!!
Hit me up on MySpace!!
I'm out!
♥ Mercy!

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Subject:	Ok well Livejournal's down...
Time:	10:07 am.
Music:	Taking Back Sunday - This Photograph is Proof.

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Subject:	Happy 2005 bitches!!
Time:	8:29 pm.

Yep, it's 2005. Jesus 2004 went by fast.

Got drunk New Years Eve. Was fun...I woke up fine this morning, the neat thing is that I could hold my liquor.
When I got there...Gabe was already 3 sheets to the wind. The bitch had like 10 double shots of Skyy Vodka and frikkin Captain Morgan. I, on the other had had an appletini, lots o' Bacardi, some Bacardi O's and some Mike's Hard Limes and Bailey's. I don't do vodka. WTF!? I asked for Guinness and I didn't get my guinness. Well anyways today...we gots a puppy. It's a little pomeranian, 3 months old. It's too cute. We named it Stewie [yes, after Stewie from Family Guy] because Stewie owns. So also my brother and I took shots o' Tequila. Sauza- Hornitos <3...YEAH! Awesome stuff. So last night was pretty fun. Jon and his Avril girlfriend were in Gabe's rooom banging or something for 2 hours. Sarah and Jes were pissed. Gabe kissed me...and everyone else there. Wes is cool drunk. Sarah and I came to this conclusion: we should hang out with Wes if he's drunk, yet he's stupid drunk too. We watched Napoleon Dynamite [best.movie.ever]then I fell asleep after that then Jes woke us up at 8, then I slept in the room with Gabe and Sarah cuz Gabe wanted me in there. So yeah. OH YEAH and also we made up nicknames for the little african american babies. One is : Kid with his hair did and another one is : Kid with his hair NOT did. Yeah, were weird. And we did this while watching 21 Jump Street. OK I think Puppy is sleeping now, and I should sleep to becuase I am sleepy and, I need to burn some CDs for my brother's friend Ben. I go back to work tomorrow...3-close, I believe. nite-nite. I get paid Friday...I know it's gunna be a shitty check. EH...money's money.

<3 Mercy.

GIT R DoNE!